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Be good or you're dead meat. MERRY CHRISTMAS!! I'm glad we're an item! Welcome to the middle ages! Fork over some cake or I spill the beans.
I hope you really wanted a card. HAPPY BIRTHDAY! It's a tough choice, but I think we can safely eliminate the bread. Being sick sucks. Get Well Soon. Next year we may invite you!! It's the OTHER 364 days that do it. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!
...if you haven't already. ...assuming you're as old as everybody says you are. You've reached a milestone in distinguishment! HAPPY BIRTHDAY! ...but people your age tend to get crabby about these things.
We're in "sink" ...so, I thought I'd drop you a line. ...but it won't be easy. If I reached your age I would! I've GOTTA get a life.---HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
I've got this weird thing for wrinkles and liver spots. Your new age! Happy Birthday! ...but not necessarily with you. Happy Birthday! I heard this from a reputable sauce. Happy Birthday!

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